The Roster
The Big D
Living on a mountain somewhere up by the Arctic Circle, "D" or "Dr. Desolation" is still the quarterback. He always had the trick shot and was the champ playing "HORSE". He now works his magic as a Musher, raises sled dogs and gives tours of Glaciers.
The Glacier Pack in '86- note the bino's around Cappa's neck for bird-watching.
Har
The name can only be pronounced in the New England Yankee dialect, with a short "a" and barely audible "r". Rebels cannot pronounce his name at all and therefore call him "Sweet Apple" because of his irresistably pleasant personality. A life long Weymouth "Boy" he is often seen at high school sporting events.
Mule
Also known as Hass, pronounced like "ass", his name has been the subject of some dispute within the ranks as to the proper spelling. Actually, an etiological analysis would suggest that the formally correct spelling should be Haas
. The nickname originated not as a reference to his last name, but as a kinship with Mule Haas, the old Gashouse Gang outfielder from the 1930's. There were many connections between Mule and George William Haas, besides their loose association with gas and the obvious nomenclatural kinship. 
Mostly, The Wahey Boys saw Mule as both steady as, and stubborn as, a mule, so the name stuck. Through the years, the spelling was bastardized as fewer people within the expanding Wahey sphere were sober enough for a long enough time to come to listen to stories about the original Mule Haas, and after the original Haas died, allegedly in an unfortunate sausage gorging incident in 1974, the original spelling faded into obscurity.
Mule now lives up in the Aroostook, photographs seals, and listens to Roy Buchanan.
Vic
Originally named Pudge, Vic was re-named after actor Vic Morrow of the television show "Combat", while traveling out west in the early 80's, because he's always the "point man". He was traditionally the "ball handler" and also acquired the moniker "Bed-pan" during the Wahey "Outsider" period. Vic once danced at Uncle Sam's with a table balanced on his head and he is still our "lightning rod" for entertainment and recreation.
Vic lives on a beach near the land of Zighiem.
Cowboy Dave
The Cowboy is MIA. We think he's out in the midwest somewhere, probably cutting trees down for money. He came up with the name "Wahey Boys".
Caveman
Caveman lives up in Alaska, well south of Big D. He lost all his long hair and thinks he's cool because he plays in a bluegrass band.
The Clan Of Caveman
Mack
Mack is legally deaf and scuba dives in Lake Superior against his Doctor's advice.
Sewer
We think he's living in California, go figure. He's been married several times.
Bender
The Wahey front court man, The Bender (of steel) gives fly fishing lessons on the Farmington River and loses money at it. He was making his own "flies" up until 2 years ago when he was injured while bending the hook on one. He's now experimenting with video (about fly-fishing) and soon hopes to land a deal with the Bass Outlet chain.
click here to learn how to fish with Bender
Dave Delinquent
Dave has traveled the world and now lives in Katy, Texas. He works on an oil rig in the Gulf Of Mexico when not playing golf. He probably has the best shot at turning pro, of all the Wahey Boys. He was also very popular at parties where he would do slight of hand tricks and could disappear in the middle of a crowded room.
Pab
The Valedictorian, now runs a school on Cape Cod. In the summer he gives tours of Provincetown to Japanese exchange students. A man ahead of his time, he often wore his pajamas to school much like the children of today. One of his more successful educational tools is to use the Wahey Boys as a example of what a good education can do for you.
Coon
If you see a large man stumbling down Bridge Street, between Bluff Road and the "Trap" please help him get home, but don't give him money, just send it directly to the IRS.
Acka
Ack was living in Shirley, Mass. but recently was downgraded for good behavior to a medium security facility. He is not allowed to get e-mail but you can write him in care of the Norfolk County Sheriff's Dept.
Manson
Caveman's brother was given this infamous name for his raw, good looks in the late 70's. It was always a popular topic within the Wahey circle as to how in fact he was ever able to date women. Ironically enough, an accident that occured during sex left him with a scar on the inner thigh, just below the groin, in the shape of a reversed swastika.
He has worked as an accountant for several years near Vulture Peak in northern India.
Cappa
Staunch conservative and the master of bad habits. Gambling, drinking, eating, American flags stuck into the grill of the Ambassador, driving on the SIDEWALKS of Boston on the way to Swifts. Pedestrians were cartwheeling out of the way as the Ambassador, music blasting (EmmyLou- Leaving Louisiana), wind whipped flags suggesting Diplomatic Immunity as we careened down Mass. Ave. The only thing he hasn't mastered is a woman, but who has.
If your bus breaks down, send Cappa a message or stop by and see him at the MSG. He also gives airplane identification lessons part time at the former Officers' Club on the Air Base (that's why the windows aren't boarded up yet). He's the one with the "Blue Angels" hat.
Cousin
Cousin Pat keeps trying to move further away and we keep finding him. We once found him in Ireland and were forced to send correspondence post-marked from The Vatican so that his neighbors would run him back to the States. As it turns out the IRA mistakenly had recruited him because of his adeptness in exploding sewer lines.
Our theory is that he really is a conservative and has a job, but we're still trying to find proof. He says he's not a vegetarian because he loves animals, he's a vegetarian because he hates plants. Any correspondence should be sent in care of PETA.
Killer
It's not what you think, he's actually a very nice guy. Unfortunately, he's not computer literate, as a matter of fact, we're not sure if he's literate at all. If your wondering why your electricity has been out for so long, ask the guy in the bucket truck.
Zig
The Czar Of Zighiem, lives in a fantasy land where people pay him to work in his yard and make beer in his bath tub. In the summer he can be seen playing horse-shoes by himself and in winter riding around his yard on one of several snow mobiles. All the husbands in his neighborhood love him and the wives hate him. He doesn't recycle, but he is working on making a wind mill to put in his yard mostly to generate hostility rather than electricity.
B-O
A Weymouth resident forever, the coach usually travels with Stan on Wahey trips so that they can talk about what's wrong with the town and why their friends have moved out. He also seems to have an uncanny ability to stay awake while Stan talks and runs beside the car.
Kahunna
Jorge currently resides in an abandoned mansion on Satin Hill. He likes to blow the horn and ring the bell and when he's a good boy, they let him drive the truck. He just doesn't like to change the oil.
Jungle
Once a steadfast Wahey Boy, he disappeared in the summer of 1975, and has never been seen again.
Stan
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The Wahey liberal and Weymouth lifer is usually at odds with his conservative co-horts but they're stuck with him. He started this web site so he could torment them and loves to remind them that he voted for Ralph Nader.
