Wednesday, May 20, 2009
O'Sullivan Park Vandalism
The Wahey Boys are beside themselves. How does this happen? This is like knocking over headstones at the cemetery. Only morons do it. This isn't like punching a cow in the forehead. This is desecration. Our beloved park has been vandalized by some loser. Back when men were men and boys were boys, the Wahey gang did allot of crazy stuff all in the name of fun. We played basketball every night at OUR PARK. If we saw some freak with a spray can, he would have gone home fluorescent orange, trying to figure out how too remove the paint can from his ass. So what happened? Do we blame the cops? Do we blame the neighbors? We don't think so. We think you blame the way things are now. The way things are, is that kids play organized sports now. Nobody plays b-ball at the park at night, nobody plays baseball after dark, so the losers own the night. There's nobody there at midnight shooting hoops anymore. There's no crazy kids just playing HORSE. There's nobody there to say "this is our park", except for the baseball coach who packs up his balls and leaves by 8 p.m.
Hopefully they'll catch this pothead and make him clean and repaint the whole clubhouse. Or even better, break his fingers. If we sound like old rednecks, that's because we are.
POSTED BY STAN at May 20, 2009
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